It is a dark and stormy night.
You're holed up in your house, trying to keep yourself sane and unbitten amongst a ravenous horde of the undead,
who are beating against your windows in their struggle to consume YOUR succulent flesh!
Then -- a horrible sound echoes through the house, a sound far louder than the scratchings and quiet moans of the zombies.
It's shattering glass! They've broken in and you've nowhere to hide...
You run to the back of the house, seeking refuge in a closet, hoping they won't find you -- but their senses are keen, their hunger keener,
and in moments, the first of them is beating against the door, mere feet from you...
You cry out in terror and the zombies moan louder, now KNOWING that their prey is inside, and knowing that terrified meat is more succulent...
SMASH! CRASH! The door breaks, their palsied hands reach in and grab your throat, dragging you back against the door,
the splinters driving into your face, blood washing over your chest.
And they've bitten you. You pass out quickly, but not so quickly that you can't feel them start tearing great chunks from your legs and arms...
And now, you're one of THEM!
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